The Best Coffee in San Augustine (and Probably the Universe)
If you’ve ever found yourself driving through San Augustine, Texas, with one eye on the road and the other desperately searching for the best coffee in San Augustine—congratulations. You’ve found it. Or at least, you’ve found the article written by the people who make it, so… that’s basically the same thing, right?
Welcome to HOTS Coffee—formerly known as Hardware on the Square (RIP hammers and hinges)—now reborn as the town’s favorite drive-through espresso oasis. We ditched the power tools and picked up espresso beans, and trust us, this town smells a lot better now.

From Hardware to Heartbeat Fuel
Let’s be honest—San Augustine didn’t exactly have people lining up around the block for frozen coffee perfection. Until now. We’ve transformed 1302 Crockett Street into your new go-to coffee haven, and we’ve done it without losing our small-town charm. Or our ridiculously fast service. Seriously. Our drive-through line moves faster than your cousin Becky when she hears the word “sale.”
We’re talking about real coffee. Frothy, creamy, whipped-topped, possibly-too-pretty-to-drink (but drink it anyway) coffee. Artisan espresso. Frappe magic. Iced coffee wizardry. And all of it crafted with a speed that’ll make your head spin—in a good way, not in a caffeine-overdose kind of way (although we do serve extra shots if that’s your thing).
Want to see the menu that’s making locals swoon and travelers detour off the highway? Click here for the full line-up of deliciousness.
What Makes Us the Best Coffee in San Augustine?
We could say it’s our passion. We could say it’s our locally roasted beans, our attention to detail, or our staff trained in the ancient art of espresso sorcery. But honestly, it might just be our frozen frappuccinos.
These aren’t your average “chunky ice and syrup” blends. These are next-level, creamy, dreamy, ice-blasted masterpieces. Our mocha frappe will make your eyeballs roll back with joy. Our caramel frappe might just make you weep. And don’t even get us started on our iced coffee—it’s so good it’s been known to fix Mondays. Like… spiritually.
Plus, we serve it all up through our drive-through window faster than you can say “I’d like a large iced vanilla latte with an extra shot and light whip.” (And yes, we’ll remember your order after two visits because we’re awesome like that.)
Fast, Friendly, and a Little Bit Funny
We believe coffee should be fun. That’s why you might catch us writing jokes on your cup lid, or handing you your latte with a side of Texas-sized sass. At HOTS Coffee, we’re fast enough to keep your day moving and friendly enough to make you want to come back—even if you’re just pretending you forgot something.
Need coffee for the whole office? We’ve got carafes. Need something sweet for the road? We’ve got breakfast sandwiches and sugar-free frozen yogurt that’ll knock your socks off (in a diabetic-friendly kind of way).
Oh, and if you’re on the road to anywhere else, we’re the perfect pit stop. Your GPS may say San Augustine, but your taste buds will swear you’re in downtown Seattle.
A Coffee Shop with a Worldwide Mission
Here’s the part where things get a little deeper—like, espresso-shot-in-the-heart deep.
You see, HOTS Coffee isn’t just about crafting the best coffee in San Augustine (though, obviously, we are). We’re also about building something bigger. The proceeds from your favorite morning beverage help fuel a worldwide mission effort that reaches across oceans.
Yep, you read that right. Every cup you buy helps support consfords.com, where the Consford family is preparing to return to Ghana, West Africa to plant churches, train national pastors, and serve communities in need. So, you’re not just getting caffeine—you’re getting a cause.
It’s guilt-free indulgence with an eternal purpose. Your morning cup of caramel frappe could help fund a Bible institute. How’s that for purpose-driven coffee?
Locally Loved. Universally Craved.
We’re proud to be from San Augustine, and even prouder to serve a community that appreciates strong coffee, fast service, and good humor. We’re not some chain that charges $7 for a lukewarm mystery latte. We’re your neighbors. We know your names. We’ll probably know your dog’s name too.
So the next time someone asks you, “Where can I find the best coffee in San Augustine?” you can answer with confidence, joy, and a to-go cup in hand: HOTS Coffee. 1302 Crockett Street. San Augustine’s one-stop sip shop.
So What Are You Waiting For?
The best coffee in San Augustine is calling your name. And it sounds a lot like a barista shouting, “Large iced mocha frappe for Becky!”
Swing through the drive-through today. Wave at us, wink at us, or just grunt through the window—we’ll still hand you the best-tasting cup of magic this side of the Sabine.
📍Visit Us at:
HOTS Coffee
1302 Crockett Street
San Augustine, Texas
📞 Call Ahead Orders: (936) 275-9474
📧 Send us love (or questions): hardwareonthesquare@gmail.com
🧭 Check the menu before you leave your driveway: hardwareonthesquare.com/menu