Best Pizza in San Augustine | HOTS Coffee Pizza is Back

Sep 11, 2025 | Uncategorized

🍕 The Comeback You’ve Been Waiting For: Best Pizza in San Augustine Returns to HOTS Coffee!

If you thought HOTS Coffee was just about lattes and drive-through smiles, think again. The smell drifting through downtown San Augustine isn’t just roasted coffee beans anymore—it’s the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of pizza. That’s right: our pizza menu is back. And not just back in a “dust-off-the-old-recipe” kind of way. No, this is the full-flavored, cheese-stretching, crust-crunching comeback your taste buds have been praying for.

So let’s talk about why locals are already calling it the Best Pizza in San Augustine, how you can grab yours (hint: dial (936) 275-9474), and why every slice you order does more than just fill your stomach—it fuels missions in Africa.

Why HOTS Coffee Pizza is the Best Pizza in San Augustine

What makes a pizza “the best”? Is it the perfect ratio of cheese to sauce? The golden-brown crust that crunches just right? The fact that it tastes even better when you don’t have to do the dishes afterward?

At HOTS Coffee, we take pizza seriously (but not too seriously—because food is supposed to be fun). Here’s why our locals keep coming back:

  1. Crust That Stands Its Ground – Not too thin, not too thick. Our crust can hold up to the toppings without turning into a floppy napkin.

  2. Cheese That Defies Gravity – Warning: pulling a slice could cause spontaneous “cheese-stretch selfies.”

  3. Toppings That Mean Business – From classic pepperoni to loaded veggie creations, we don’t skimp.

  4. Coffee + Pizza Combo – Is it legal to have the best cup of coffee and the best pizza in San Augustine under one roof? Maybe not everywhere. But in Texas, we believe in freedom.

Hungry yet? Don’t overthink it. Just call (936) 275-9474 and prove it to yourself.

Humor on the Menu

We like to say HOTS Coffee is where “espresso meets pepperoni.” And honestly, it works.

Picture this: you swing through our drive-through to grab your morning coffee. The barista smiles and says, “Want to add a large pepperoni pizza with that?” At first you laugh. Then you think about it. Then you say yes. Suddenly, your coworkers love you more than they ever did before.

Congratulations—you just became the office hero. All because you knew where to find the Best Pizza in San Augustine.

Pizza with a Purpose: Every Slice Supports Missions in Africa

Here’s where things get even better. Every time you order pizza at HOTS Coffee, you’re not just feeding yourself—you’re fueling something bigger.

Our family, the Consfords, are missionaries in Ghana, West Africa. Proceeds from every pizza and every latte help us plant churches, train national pastors, and bring the Gospel to people who’ve never heard it. Want to learn more about our mission? Visit consfords.com.

So yes—our pizza makes a difference. And that’s why you can feel good about going for that second (or third) slice.

Pick Up a Pizza… and a Book

Did you know? When you swing by HOTS Coffee for your pizza order, you can also pick up a copy of “That’s My Goat – And Other Missionary Stories” by Joe Consford. It’s a hilarious, heartfelt collection of true stories from West Africa—featuring snakes, mobs, weddings gone wrong, and more.

Think of it as the perfect pairing:

  • Pizza for your stomach.

  • A good book for your soul.

Next time you’re in the drive-through, just ask for a pizza and a paperback. Trust us—both will keep you satisfied.

How to Order the Best Pizza in San Augustine

Ordering couldn’t be easier:

  • Step 1: Pick up your phone.

  • Step 2: Dial (936) 275-9474.

  • Step 3: Say the magic words: “I’d like the best pizza in San Augustine, please.”

  • Step 4: Swing by HOTS Coffee to pick up your masterpiece.

It’s that simple. Pizza + coffee + good company = a good day.

Why Locals Love It

Still not convinced? Here’s what we hear every week:

  • “It’s the only pizza in town that tastes like it came from the big city—but without the big-city drive.”

  • “HOTS Coffee is our Friday night tradition now. Pizza, iced coffee, and family games.”

  • “The fact that my dinner supports missions in Africa? That’s just the extra slice of joy.”

Final Thoughts: Pizza Never Tasted So Good

San Augustine, you’ve waited long enough. The pizza comeback is real, and it’s better than ever. Whether you’re a cheese purist, a topping adventurer, or just someone who wants dinner handled in under 20 minutes, HOTS Coffee has your back.

Come for the pizza, stay for the coffee, leave with a book, and know that you made a difference in the world. That’s not just food—it’s a mission.

👉 Order today at (936) 275-9474.
👉 Learn more about our family’s work in Africa at consfords.com.
👉 Explore the HOTS Coffee menu at hardwareonthesquare.com.

Because when it comes to the Best Pizza in San Augustine, there’s really only one choice. 🍕

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