Missionary Book, Mochas, and the Magic of a Drive-Thru

Some coffee shops just give you caffeine. HOTS Coffee gives you caffeine, great conversation, and now—drumroll, please—a chance to grab a Missionary Book hot off the press (and no, it’s not a coffee-stained journal from that one guy who “wrote his novel” in the corner booth).

This isn’t just any book—it’s my brand-new collection of true, funny, sometimes hair-raising missionary stories from West Africa. Think Indiana Jones, but with more mosquitoes, more unexpected wedding invitations, and a lot less treasure. And the best part? You’ll be able to get it right here at HOTS Coffee while you order your caramel latte or breakfast burrito from our lightning-fast drive-thru.

Speaking of the drive-thru, if you haven’t tried it yet, you’re missing out on a life upgrade. It’s like a coffee fairy godmother wave of the wand—except instead of a pumpkin carriage, you get a steaming hot cup of goodness without ever leaving your seat. Check out our full menu here: hardwareonthesquare.com/menu.

Why Is HOTS Coffee Selling a Missionary Book?

Great question. You see, HOTS Coffee, Bland Lake Hideaway, and our other local ventures aren’t just here to make life in East Texas more delicious and relaxing—we’re also here to make a difference.

Part of every purchase you make at HOTS Coffee helps support missions in Africa. That means every latte, muffin, and breakfast sandwich is working double duty—fueling your morning and helping plant churches, train pastors, and support outreach in Ghana and beyond.

So when we decided to release my new Missionary Book, it made perfect sense to offer it here. After all, this coffee shop has been a part of our journey—from small-town business owners to returning missionaries—every step of the way.

The Book: What You’re Getting Into

The Missionary Book is a wild ride through my years in West Africa. You’ll laugh (a lot), you might gasp once or twice, and you’ll probably walk away with a new appreciation for bug spray.

Ever wondered what happens when your language teacher suddenly announces you’re his new son-in-law? Or how to politely refuse a chicken in a church service without offending an entire village? Or what it’s like to referee a football game in the middle of a tropical downpour? Yeah, it’s in there.

These are the stories I’ve told over coffee for years—the ones people say, “You need to write down!” Well, I finally did. And now you can get your copy right here at HOTS Coffee while you order your breakfast sandwich. Honestly, where else are you going to get locally roasted coffee and tales of dodging green mambas in the same place?

How to Be Part of the Fun

The book will be available in the shop soon, but you can be in the know before anyone else. Sign up for our email list here: consfords.com/connect.

We’ll send you updates about the book’s progress, sneak peeks at new stories, and maybe even a special drive-thru “book and coffee” combo deal (because we like you that much). And don’t worry—no spam, just the good stuff.

Why This Matters

Selling a Missionary Book in a coffee shop might sound like a quirky idea—and it is—but there’s a bigger picture here. Every cup of coffee you buy and every book you read helps keep the wheels turning on real, on-the-ground ministry work in Africa.

Bland Lake Hideaway, our cozy East Texas getaway, also plays a part. People come for fishing, kayaking, and birdwatching, but they leave knowing their stay helped make an eternal impact halfway across the world.

By visiting HOTS Coffee, booking a weekend at Bland Lake Hideaway, or buying a copy of the book, you’re not just supporting local business—you’re helping us bring hope, training, and the Gospel to people who need it most.

Drive-Thru: The Hero of Busy Mornings

Let’s be honest—life’s too short to wait in long lines before you’ve had your coffee. That’s why our drive-thru is the unsung hero of San Augustine mornings. Need a breakfast burrito before work? We’ve got you covered. Craving a mocha but running late for a meeting? We’ll have it ready before you can say “espresso shot.”

Promotional graphic for the Missionary Book available at HOTS Coffee drive-thru in San Augustine, Texas

Now, you can roll through, grab your favorite drink, and pick up a Missionary Book at the same time. We’re not saying it’s the most productive thing you’ll do all week—but it’s close.

Our Promise: Coffee, Community, and Calling

At HOTS Coffee, we believe in doing more than just serving drinks. We believe in creating a place where community happens, where conversations matter, and where even your morning coffee can be part of something bigger.

That’s why this Missionary Book launch isn’t just a side project—it’s part of who we are. We want you to enjoy every sip of your coffee, every page of your book, and every chance to be a part of changing lives.

Your Next Step

Here’s the game plan:

Check out the menu → hardwareonthesquare.com/menu
Drive thru for your favorite drink (and maybe a muffin, because you deserve it).
Grab the book when it hits the shelves.
Sign up for our email list → consfords.com/connect so you don’t miss the release date.

Coffee and missions—it’s a combo you didn’t know you needed, but trust me, you’ll be glad you found it. Come by HOTS Coffee, get your caffeine fix, and join us in this exciting new chapter—literally. The Missionary Book is coming soon, and you’ll want to be first in line.

Missionary Book & Mochas at HOTS Coffee – Get Yours Here!